you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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