even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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