school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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