Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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