Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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