we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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