So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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