you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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