brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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