at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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