Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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