My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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