I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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