I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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