it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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