They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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