Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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