Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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