Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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