i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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