Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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