Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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