if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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