So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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