Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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