Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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