we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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