too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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