OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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