called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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