I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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