we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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