soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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