I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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