I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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