i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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