Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
