Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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