OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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