Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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