Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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