I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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