I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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