Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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