I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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