You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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