these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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