Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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