i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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