He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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