**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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