Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We talked him into tasing himself.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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