Christians are straight up FREAKS
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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