I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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