And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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