Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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