No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
