But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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