we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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